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58 minutes ago
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chantillyxlacey:

wewerein-finite:


So in England these lawyers in court kept asking for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’ not realising that Peach was the name of a police dog. So the policemen completed the form as if it had been written by the dog and signed it with a paw print


I am nearly in tears over how cute this is omfg

chantillyxlacey:

wewerein-finite:

So in England these lawyers in court kept asking for an account of a crime from a ‘PC Peach’ not realising that Peach was the name of a police dog. So the policemen completed the form as if it had been written by the dog and signed it with a paw print

I am nearly in tears over how cute this is omfg

2 hours ago
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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

3 hours ago
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Birthday selfies

Birthday selfies

3 hours ago
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3 hours ago
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thelittlequeerdeer:

gender: none binary w left beef

4 hours ago
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authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

6 hours ago
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16 hours ago
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digitalcitizen: I don’t know of any off the top of my head, sorry sweets! You should ask castlefanfics, Alex is so wise

digitalcitizen: I don’t know of any off the top of my head, sorry sweets! You should ask castlefanfics, Alex is so wise

16 hours ago
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i’m undergoing the mammoth task of sorting my blog. reorganising my tagging system, deleting nonsensical posts and otherwise tidying it. i’ve gotten through 127 pages today and i’ve deleted 896 posts

IT’S SO SATISFYING