no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
ellen has an absolutely ridiculous amount of potted shrubbery surrounding her and her guests
I took my writing very seriously today
i’m trying to write more smut i need motivation pls send help
"Last time I saw you, you tried to put me through a wall."And apparently he hasn’t changed clothes since then.
“To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!” - Cate Blanchett
Two Casualties, a Castle fanfiction
Knockout fic. Assuming Josh is out of the picture, there’s another way they could have chanelled their anger during that fight. In progress. Rated M.